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I write sins not cosines or tangents

(Source: communistbakery, via cryingoversalsa)




I underreact in serious situations and then overreact in really simple circumstances like once I set my eyebrow on fire and I was just like ‘oh dear’ and then the other day I couldn’t open a can of coke and I screamed ‘I’m dying’, I just really don’t know.

how do you set your eyebrow on fire

I was sniffing a candle and it all went a bit tits up idk man it just happens sometimes

(via 0utbox)


is he cute or is he just tall????  a real question yall need to ask yourselves 

(via clue-one-in)


*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

(via clue-one-in)



not wanting to date someone because you aren’t physically attracted to them doesn’t make you an asshole

wanting to sit at home watching TV instead of hanging out with people doesn’t make you an asshole

cutting off a friendship that was not satisfying to you doesn’t make you an asshole

but being mean to someone because they did one of this things and making them feel guilty makes you an asshole

(via oddyounglife)



I wanna sneak out in the middle of the night and drive to the middle of nowhere and lay on the roof of a car and stare at the stars 

(via kianlawley)


  • Harry needs a haircut
  • Louis needs a haircut
  • Niall could probably use a haircut
  • Liam needs to shave
  • Zayn needs to find a way to look ugly

(via breathee-meee)